You Can Only Pick Two (Humor)

September 13, 2013 |

I recently spotted this photo in the wilds of the Internet and thought you enjoy it.


Not because she’s smoking hot. (She is!)

But because almost every guy has experienced this dilemma.

The Hot-Crazy problem is explained in this funny video clip from the TV show How I Met Your Mother.

Watch it to learn how the Hot/Crazy Scale works.

The best humor is based in reality.

Almost every guy has dated a girl who was bat-shit crazy, but stayed with her because she was so good in bed.

Admit it.

We’ve all done it.

But what if it didn’t have to be that way?

What if you didn’t have to pick 2 out of the 3, and instead could have a smoking hot, single, AND mentally sane girl?

I’m here to tell you this is not only possible, you can make a single attractive crazy girls become mentally sane.

It’s one reason why I started the Renegade Hypnotist Project.

I know this sounds crazy, but stick with me on this.

Because I’ve learned from over 30,000 hours of clinical hypnotherapy that women can NOT be neurotic and orgasmic at the same time.

When a woman is neurotic she will drive YOU bat-shit crazy.

But when you can make her cum like crazy, and have multiple full body orgasms (even while fully clothed)… she can’t be neurotic.

How is this possible?

Because when a woman orgasms, her body is flooded with feel-good brain chemicals.

Serotonin, Dopamine, Oxytocin, and Endorphins.

They make women feel relaxed, happy, and alive.

(Check out the article, Female Orgasm And The Mind to learn more about the orgasmic brain chemicals.)

These brain chemicals are why I say women can NOT be both orgasmic and neurotic at the same time.

So when you learn how to give a woman powerful orgasms on command.

You can build a better girlfriend.

I show you how it’s done inside the Renegade Project.

Come join the renegade revolution.

Help stamp out crazy by making women wildly orgasmic.

They will love you for it.

See you on the other side.